this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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