I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
