; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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