Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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