Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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