yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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