my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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