Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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