I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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