Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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