I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
accomplished twins. life is a go
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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