i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I got inside last night via doggy door
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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