Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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