Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.