I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky