Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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