Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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