I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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