yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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