why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize