she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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