I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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