If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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