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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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