I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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