Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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