my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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