So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
