He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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