Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Boobs are out for the taking
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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