What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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