yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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