Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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