Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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