She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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