that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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