I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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