Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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