She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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