ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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