happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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