Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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