You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
