id be glad to
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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