Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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