And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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