lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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