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you suck at this game today
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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