Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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