so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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