He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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