Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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