Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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