We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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