So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i believe in u and ur pee
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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