when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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