What a fucking waste of an outfit
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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