I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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