About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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