And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
