Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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